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Born: 29 April 1970, Boston, Massachusetts, USA (age 36)
Birth Name: Uma Karuna Thurman
Height: 6' (1.83 m)
Credited Years: 1984 - 2008
Profession: Actress / Producer / Miscellaneous Crew
Known for: Kill Bill: Vol. 1 / Kill Bill: Vol. 2 / Gattaca

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To be continued...

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